Those are the words any NON-pregnant woman hates to hear.  Those are the very words I heard when I wore this shirt to church last week. 

But, let me set the stage…. 

I treated myself to this cute little number and was feeling pretty good in it.  I have recently lost about 10 pounds, and even though I still have a few to go, I thought I was looking pretty good that morning.  In fact, I was sitting there thinking, “this shirt is so cute I should go back and get it in white.”  I …

How do these things always seem to happen to us? It was Jump Rope for Heart at the school, we are trying to be the good moms and go hang out with our kids. We showed up at 8 a.m. for the 4th and 5th grade jump. That one went oh so smoothly because the 4th and 5th graders are too cool to hang out with mom. But they do want to know we are there.

We went to the gym right after to squeeze in a workout. They say the …

No, not that kind.  But, never say never!  With the popularity of the site in the last few weeks, it became apparent that we needed to make a few changes.  We have heard your cry and opened the Lazy Lounge.  The Lazy Lounge is a discussion board where Lazy Moms can meet other Lazy Moms, exchange ideas and tips, and get to know each other. 

I’m sure you have noticed the new layout.  On the top right of the home page we will have a tip of the day.  Each day …

Well, not really, but we have laptops and they have free Wi-Fi.  And, it really is our satellite office.  Welcome to our local Black Walnut Cafe, aka Lazy Moms Headquarters.  This is where the Lazy Moms were conceived idea was conceived.  That’s really a funny story, but we are saving it for Hoda & Kathie Lee.  We come here often, to practice sitting in bar stools (remember, we will be sitting in bar stools on our many t.v. appearances), to laugh, to work, and of course, to eat!

Here we are hard …

One of the main ideas behind Lazy Moms is to get more done so we can have more fun.  Fun is different things to different people.  After we discovered our shared love of reality t.v., we decided to watch the season premier of The Bachelor together.  This has become a Monday night ritual.  And, YES, we do it in our matching jammies.  If you are lucky, we will wear our side pony tails to the finale.

You’ll notice that two of our good friends joined us this week.  In fact, they …