Lazy Mom Confession..what is on my leg???
Yesterday Lazy Dad Daniel and I were laying out by the pool watching the kids swim when I noticed my left thigh looked rather splotchy. 
“What is this?” I asked. “Is it veins? Gross!”
Lazy Dad Daniel said he thought it looked like a sunburn. But, why does my right thigh look completely normal? I sprayed myself with sunscreen. I know I didn’t miss my left leg. Hhhmmmm.
And, as it goes with females, I thought about my splotchy thigh all day. I was really concerned it was veins which made me feel a bit like my grandmother!
Later that night while I was playing Hearts on my computer (I’m a bit obsessed with Hearts. It used to be Spider Solitaire, but my game of choice this week is Hearts!) I noticed how hot the laptop was getting on my left thigh!
Ok, seriously! Could it be? I told Daniel and he said, “oooh. You have got to google ’splotchy thigh laptop’.” You won’t believe what I found- lots of other thighs like mine. I have burned my left thigh by setting my hot laptop directly on my lap. How embarrassing! I have a computer burn. Lazy Dad Daniel couldn’t stop laughing. He thought this was pretty darn funny!!
Oh, and for the record, I learned they are called “notebooks”, not “laptops”. They aren’t meant to be placed on the lap because they get HOT! And, great news! It should only take 3 months of a laptop free thigh for my thigh to return to normal!!! Again, seriously????
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Unbelievable! Now you KNOW you’re spending some time on there, girl! You won’t believe what my pc did to my butt! It forced me to sit in front of it for years on end and has caused gargantuan-itis!! Do you think if I give it up for a few days everything will go back to normal?!
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