The Nester blogs at the Nesting Place. She is a mom to three boys, she is a lady among men! She shares her adventures in decorating her home along with wonderful pictures and even better tutorials. Her motto is, “It doesn’t have to be perfect to be beautiful.” We are so excited that she is here at Lazy Moms today! Please go visit her as well. Enjoy!

Window Mistreatment 101

Alert! If you are a perfectionist, real designer, drapery maker, or person who can’t stand just winging it, please brace yourself and take a deep breath. This is not going to be easy for you to watch. Not only that but I have a disclaimer: We have moved 13 times. This April, we will be married 14 years. I had to be creative when decorating.  So I decided to mistreat my windows.  Here are the terms defined…

Mistreatment: (n). covering for a window that is quick, cheap and pretty. may or may not need hardware does not require sewing. a real designer’s worst nightmare.

Mistreating: (v). the act of treating a window with dignity and respect without use of the following: hundreds of dollars, sewing, time, crying, divorce, child neglect…

It’s no secret that fabric can complete a room and make it feel full and homey. It softens a space, adds personality and can add much needed color. If you have access to nice fabric at a discount or extra fabric laying around this is an easy way just to get a window dressed. No, she’s not dressed for the prom but, life’s not full of proms.

This is the jeans and tee shirt way to treat your windows. But, it’s the favorite jeans. The ones you’ve had forever and fit you great. They didn’t cost much maybe they are from Target or borrowed from your sister and never returned. You know, the go to jeans. And we all know it’s not just about the jeans, it’s the whole package. No one really notices that they are a little threadbare in places. They are on, they fit, and they get the job done. And they highlight that darling blouse.

That’s what this kind of window treatment is all about. Sometimes I think, if I took the time to do all the things a person is supposed to do to live correctly I wouldn’t have time to live. I’d be too busy getting my oil changed, buying new A/C filters, flossing 3 times a day, cleaning my refrigerator once a week, buying fresh organic foods daily from the local farmer, changing the batteries in my smoke detector, volunteering, and other real important stuff.  But I am a lazy perfectionist.  I want things to look great but I don’t want to have to sacrifice much to get that great look.

I know how real window treatments should be made and lined and interfaced and weighted and hemmed and hung. And the finished product looks perfect. And costs a bundle. And makes you never want to move because the people who buy your house insist the rods, hardware and treatments must be part of the sale. But I have also figured out how to get windows dressed really fast and really cheap. If you’re not afraid to stand barefoot on your kitchen counter and throw away your measuring tape you are welcome to join me. Just make sure you have some all purpose disinfectant on hand.

There are a few other things you need:

A hot glue gun {high or low melt} and glue sticks. This is old faithful and for today’s mistreatment we won’t even need it.

Upholstery tacks

I cannot begin to tell you how essential these are to my evil ways. These are readily available at fabric stores, home improvement stores and wal-target places. They cost about $2 for 20.  You can also buy them here .

Fabric that you love

Fringe that you have always wanted to use but didn’t know how or where {we didn’t use any on today’s project but you sure could add it}

So, start collecting this stuff, we’re in for some real fun!

Today we are gonna look at my sister’s kitchen window treatment. Two weeks ago she said, “can we just do something to my kitchen window, I don’t want it to be perfect, I just want it to be beautiful”. If you can drink that kool-aid then your life is gonna change, sister!

She picked out this emily-esq fabric that was begging her to bring it home and make it pretty. It was a remnant from the end of a bolt. Maybe 2-3yards. It didn’t matter, she loved it so we were gonna make it work. She paid about $10 for it.

We got to her house and she allowed me to take off my favorite shoes…

and put my sweaty, sticky feet all over her fresh, new, clean granite. In her kitchen. Where she prepares meals for her family. She wanted it bad. After a few minutes of tinkering I decided to fold the fabric long ways. But, I’m too lazy to cut the fabric. This actually works to my advantage. It seems if you fold it, it is thicker and self-lining. Here’s an example of folding it only with a smaller piece of fabric.

Longways

And Longways again

Maybe even again depending on how long you want it. This short measurement will be the how long your fabric hangs.

Then, pull up your favorite chair and hoist yourself up to wherever your window might be. Using an upholstery tack and brute force, or heel of a cute shoe, push the tack through the fabric and into the wall surrounding the window. Just eyeball where you want it. There’s no wrong. You are only making a small hole so believe me, if you have to move it around 500 times, no one will know.

Now get you and your sassy self down and up to the other side of the window. Take the other top corner of the fabric and push another tack through the fabric into the wall. It’s unfortunate that I do not have a photo here. Imagine a big letter ‘U” with each end tacked to the top corner of the window and slack in the middle. That is what you want. Here’s a close up of the tacks instead. How delightful they are!

If you want, when you are taking up this fabric you can fold the sides under about an inch or so to hide the rough edges. You’ll know what I’m talking about once you try it. By the way this is my sister’s tiny hand and size 3 fingers.

Now, get your bad self to the middle of the window, grab another tack and the center of the droopy fabric and tack that to the center of the wall above the window even with the other two tacks. Looking better. Do that again with the fabric finding the middle between two of the tacks that are up and again on the other side. You do not need to measure. Eyeball it, I insist. See? It looks kind of weird at first.

Until you play with it a little and pull out the in betweens. They just stay out like that on their own since the fabric is so thick from folding.

Here is the finished product. It’s not perfect at all. We really should have ironed that fabric first! Now she has to steam it. And she can still fiddle with it if she wants the folds to be more balanced But, it sure is sweet and no one really looks up there and touches it and measures it and stuff. I’d say, it’s beautiful.

The entire process should take less than 15 minutes. About 30 times less than it took me to do this post.

No sew window mistreatments hot glued!

More formal red check mistreatments : completely hotglued and no hemming!

There are a whole slew of mistreatments you can try from the formal panels to mistreating a table.  Be encouraged.  You don’t have to sew or pay hundreds of dollars to have pretty window coverings.  You can do it right now!  And remember, it doesn’t have to be perfect to be beautiful!

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