A Bum Deal
My Little Stinker
Before my babies were potty-trained I would occasionally let them run around without a diaper on. We’ve all done it. You know…let them get some air down there, catch a little breeze, air things out. I thought that had to feel good on their little bottoms.
One evening at bath time this Lazy Mom had both kids in the tub (two for one!). Grace was 4 and Quenten was 1. I finished with Quenten first and pulled him out of the tub and dried him off. I decided to let him walk around in his birthday suit while I finished bathing Grace. I know…lazy.
All of three minutes later I had Grace out of the tub and dried off. I handed her a pair of panties to put on and turned around to put a diaper on Quenten. The little bugger was gone. I called his name…no answer. I looked in the bedroom…not there. I looked in the hall…not there either!
I came back into my bathroom feeling very confused. I knew he was there, but why wasn’t he answering me? Just then I heard a little noise coming from my closet. A little Quenten noise to be sure. I walked into my closet and there he was. Looking like he was almost hiding in the corner.
My brain slowly started to register the details I had missed at first glance. He is still naked. He really is hiding in the corner. His face is bright red. He is squatting. That noise I heard was a grunt and I just heard it again! You guessed it! The little stinker was pooping on the floor of my closet! I yelled so loud for him to stop. I am sure it had the opposite effect and just served to scare the rest of it out of him!
Moral of this story my fellow Lazy Moms is also my tip for today…Never, and I mean NEVER, let your baby walk around without a diaper on his cute little bottom! That is unless you are prepared to do some heavy duty spot removal!
Your “little stinker” is as cute as a button!!!
I’ve had to do spot removal myself..ughhhhh!
I think I have you beat.
We were giving our little DD some nakie time because she had a nasty rash. I thought we should just go with cloth diapering for a while but DH thought nakietime was a better plan.
So, she’s running around playing, I’m sitting there reading and paying no nevermind, and daddy is laying on the couch having a nap. Time passes, and DD is trying to give something to Daddy. Half awake, he takes a moment to register what is going on, and then Superman-leaps off that couch and away from her.
Yes, you guessed it. She was giving daddy a poopie. <3 How sweet.
She pooped in a corner all nicelike, and then decided this couldn’t go unnoted, so she decided to give it to daddy. He had poop smears on his pants but escaped otherwise unscathed. I may have peed myself a little, though. rofl.
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